Stuff for sale

Ok, nicknacks and stuff.  First offering is practical, and also..lulzy.
You guys like to go out and get drunk right?  You think "meh I'm good to go.."  or you're having a party at your house and one real drunk moron thinks he's perfectly ok to drive home, but you know he isn't, but you don't have the proof that he'll believe to prove that he's more hammered than he thinks he is.

You need this wonderful handy dandy personal breathalyzer.  Yup.  Your buddy is plastered,  "No bro I'm ok, I'll drive home"  "Oh yeah, dude, give this a try...I'll PROVE you're too hammered to drive home." *as he tries to figure out the instrument you hide his keys*

SKU:	Q3I3000

ALCOHAWK Q3I-3000 PRECISION DIGITAL BREATH ALCOHOL TESTER
SCREENS FOR THE PRESENCE OF ALCOHOL QUICKLY; IDEAL SOLUTION FOR A PORTABLE TESTER WITH PROFESSIONAL QUALITY; FEATURES A CLEAR LED DISPLAY; UPGRADED WITH AIRCHECK TECHNOLOGY

Price:  $79.00 Including Shipping.  US CUSTOMERS ONLY.  (yeah even if I wanted these I couldn't have them)

                                                                                                    




Ok,  your party is in full swing.  You guys have the munchies.  You figure,  nachos and queso right?  nothing wrong with some queso, except that when you serve it, it starts to cool off and turn into this clump of un-dippable stuff.  Well here's something that can keep that nice queso, or whatever kind of warm dip you like, warm...


American Originals™ Electric Heated Dip and Chip Tray

SKU:	72-4819

Now how cool is that?  A place for the chips,  fruit, or whatever, and a place that's nicely warm for the dip.  I want one so bad.  But I cannot has because this is for US people only.
American Originals brings you funky products with a 1950s retro feel! Combining great food and fun, the range is reminiscent of a cool, 1950s American diner where the hip and trendy would hang out with family and friends.
American Originals provides fun, fun, funky products perfect for everyday use as well as entertaining.
The American Originals Electric Heated Dip and Chip Tray is perfect for keeping hot dips tasty and warm. You may also prepare a hot melted chocolate dip and fill chip tray with marshmallows, fruit or your favorite dipping cookies.
American Originals Electric Heated Dip and Chip Tray is great for cold dips too, just use without the heating base.
Features include:

• Removable ceramic dip bowl with 21 oz capacity
• Plastic melamine chip tray
• Heating base
• Attached inline power switch to heating base
• Rated Voltage: 120VAC-60Hz
• Wattage: 0.22A (4A during operation)
• Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 3.25 inches
• Includes retail packaging

American Originals brings you funky products with a 1950s retro feel! Combining great food and fun, the range is reminiscent of a cool, 1950s American diner where the hip and trendy would hang out with family and friends.
American Originals provides fun, fun, funky products perfect for everyday use as well as entertaining.
The American Originals Electric Heated Dip and Chip Tray is perfect for keeping hot dips tasty and warm. You may also prepare a hot melted chocolate dip and fill chip tray with marshmallows, fruit or your favorite dipping cookies.
American Originals Electric Heated Dip and Chip Tray is great for cold dips too, just use without the heating base.
Features include:

• Removable ceramic dip bowl with 21 oz capacity
• Plastic melamine chip tray
• Heating base
• Attached inline power switch to heating base
• Rated Voltage: 120VAC-60Hz
• Wattage: 0.22A (4A during operation)
• Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 3.25 inches
• Includes retail packaging

Price is $73.58 including Shipping/handling

                                                                                                    




Oh let's not forget the games.  Who doesn't like playing a bit of darts while hanging out with the bros.  Print off the picture of your least favorite person,  maybe that ex that cheated on you last week,  that's why she's your ex now..that would work, tape it to this baby and go to town in a catharsis of emotional venting.
US Customers only please.  This will run you about... $175.78 Shipping included.

SKU:	8BL7000

This 8-Ball dart cabinet features a quality dart board and darts included. 
Features include:

• 22 x 25 inch solid wood cabinet
• medium wood finish
• full color logo displayed on front of cabinet
• full color logos also displayed above the scoreboards inside the cabinet doors
• bristle dartboard included
• 2 sets of darts included

This 8-Ball dart cabinet features a quality dart board and darts included. 
Features include:

• 22 x 25 inch solid wood cabinet
• medium wood finish
• full color logo displayed on front of cabinet
• full color logos also displayed above the scoreboards inside the cabinet doors
• bristle dartboard included
• 2 sets of darts included

Oh yeah: HUGE thing right here

NO REFUNDS.  ON ANYTHING.  
Sorry, it's just a complete and utter pain in the ass to refund stuff from a dropshipper.  No hard feelings right?